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Delhi people going to Punjab to vote for kejri as Punjab CM, so that he leaves Delhi

Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) chief Arvind Kejriwal has found a worthy opponent in the Congress party‘s Captain Amarinder Singh – at least on Twitter.

Arvind Kejriwal

If not in matching him repartee to repartee, Amarinder’s proven he’s a worthy match for Kejriwal when it comes to stick-to-itiveness on the microblogging site – much a la Donald Trump.

But Delhiites are so fed up of Kejriwal that they are booking tickets for Punjab, to go there and vote for Kejriwal as Punjab CM, so that he leaves Delhi.

Kejriwal is aware of all such plans and has tried to block all reservations, but people are finding new ways like travelling by a cycle, no pun intended towards the Samajwadi party here, but Kejri’s time in Delhi seems to be numbered, given the thinking shown by the fed up people.

Kejriwal, on other hands wants to be the CM of both Punjab and Delhi at the same time, and is leaving no stone upturned in promoting his party as the only clean party in India.

Emran Hashmi : Kissing is the only solution to be safe from smog

“Someone asked me that the new kids started doing it (kissing) on the screen, but I feel very foolish to say this, but it is more evolved after years of practice… The things what I do these amateurs can’t do,” said Bollywood’s ‘serial kisser’, Emraan Hashmi, when he was asked about newcomers in Bollywood who are making attempts to steal his crown away.

kissing is the new solution to be safe from SMOG
‘kissing is the new solution to be safe from SMOG’


But according to Emran, kissing and smooching can be a solution to the smog issue in Delhi, as kissing would not allow you to breathe in the polluted air.

He has suggested couples to keep on kissing continuously till the smog clears out. He has even organized some training camps for teaching  kissing skills.

'kissing is the new solution to be safe from SMOG'
‘kissing is the new solution to be safe from SMOG’

He has requested girls to not deny kisses to guys and has asked couples also to cooperate to help each other during this testing times.

Other actors like Aamir Khan, john Abraham have also joined the campaign. Mahesh Bhatt will direct all the kisses and has distributed free DVDs of Jism for Delhites to learn the tricks of the trade.




Kejriwal government has asked people to stop breathing to counter the smog in Delhi

Some 1,800 primary schools in New Delhi have been ordered to shut down today as the national capital grapples with some of the worst pollution in recent years.

Kejriwal finally realizes the harmful effects of smog
‘Kejriwal finally realizes the harmful effects of smog’


The decision affects around 9 lakh children studying at schools run by the municipality in a city which has been enveloped by thick smog since last weekend’s Diwali festival celebrations.

Kejriwal government has no concrete solutions to deal with the problem and are coming up with some weird suggestions. Recently in a press conference Mr. Kejriwal suggested Delhites to stop breathing for some days and be free from the smog ridden air.

The solution may lead to deaths and Delhi government will pay Rs. 1 Cr to everyone who dies after implementing this solution. Kejriwal has also requested Baba Ramdev to invent a yoga style where a person can survive without breathing. Shankar Mahadevan has been roped in as the brand ambassador of this campaign as he was the pioneer of breathless singing.