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Passengers demand dedicated areas in ‘Tejas Express’ to spit gutkha

Tejas Express, which was flagged off on the Mumbai-Goa route on Monday, is completely booked for seven days. All seats, including expensive executive chair car, on the swanky train is full till the month-end. But passengers are still not happy, and are demanding more facilities, top of which is a dedicated spitting area inside every compartment.

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The train is full of new luxuries for Indian passengers, some of which are LED screens, Bio-toilets, Coffee vending machines etc. But the passengers are demanding more and more. A Mumbai based company did a survey of all passengers on board and asked about any new facilities they want. Most people wanted a dedicated spitting zone inside the train as with automated doors they won’t be able to spit Gutkha outside the train while the train is moving

Secret of Suresh Prabhu’s instant replies revealed; Jr Bachchan handles his twitter handle in free time

Suresh Prabhu, the Railway minister is very active on twitter, or at least that is what people think. But never had we given a thought as to how it is possible for such a busy person to check his twitter account on a consistent basis.

Suresh Prabhu is happy with Abhishek's work
Suresh Prabhu is happy with Abhishek’s work

Our reporter Mr. Jagdish, went deep in to the matter and found the truth for us. Railway ministry has outsourced the twitter handle of the railway minister to Mr. Abhishek Bachchan. Jr Bachchan is very ree nowadays as no one wants to cast him as a solo hero in any project.

Abhishek charges a fixed amount to reply to certain amount of tweets directed at Suresh Prabhu. He does this on week days as on weekends he spends time with his daughters. This seems to be a very big racket and there is suspicion that even Dino Morea, Tushar Kapoor and Fardeen Khan are handling famous twitter handles during their free time.

 

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