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Rohit Shetty writes his next script on a 500 Rs note; the value of the note becomes 100 Crs

I have written enough on the demonetization drive of the government but the ideas keep on ringing my doorbell. 500 Rs and 1000 Rs notes have become redundant now but there are people who can still make it valuable.

Rohit Shetty makes the 500 Rs note valuable
Rohit Shetty makes the 500 Rs note valuable

 

One of those persons is renowned director Rohit Shetty. Rohit has decided to write his next Golmaal script on a 500 Rs note. Anyways Rohit Shetty scripts are just 1-2 lines, that’s what his previous scripts have been. 1-2 lines of script and 10-20 cars flying, that’s what precisely is a Rohit Shetty movie.

But his new innovation is amazing as we all now that a Rohit Shetty movie will easily earn Rs 100 crores at the box office. He has literally given the 500 Rs note to Ajay Devgn to read the script which of course has been finalised now and Parineeti Chpra will play the lead female as many of us came to know yesterday.

Many people are reaching out to Rohit Shetty to use their redundant currency notes and Rohit is duly obliging.

 

@SantaMentalist

New technology in iPhone; phone will self destruct if you try to watch a Sajid Khan movie

Apple has always come up with path breaking technology and recently they have announced that they will integrate a new feature for the India market.

Sajid Khan movies will have less audience now
Sajid Khan movies will have less audience now

Indian youth was looking for a technology that would prevent them from watching movies made by Sajid Khan, Rohit Shetty and other such directors.

Apple will integrate a new technology in their new phones which will make the phone self destruct itself if one tries to watch movies with very boring story line. Recently the Apple engineers tested the phone by playing Himmatwala and HumShakkals in it and they were pleased to see the phone self destructing itself.

Sajid Khan is very unhappy with such a feature and has hired some hackers  to disable the feature in Apple phones. Indians are requesting all phone manufacturers to provide such a feature in their phones. Government is also intervening in the matter and looks like in the future we will save ourselves from watching crappy movies.

Till then just try to control your urge of watching story less movies and indulge in other activities of entertainment.

@SantaMentalist