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Akhilesh Yadav claims that Samajwadi party will win 300 seats out of 298 in U.P

Hours after Akhilesh Yadav failed to get his sulking father Mulayam Singh Yadav to join him on stage for the unveiling of the Samajwadi Party manifesto for next month’s Uttar Pradesh election, a Facebook update from the Chief Minister projected that all is well.

 

Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav addressing a press conference at Shastri Bhawan In Lucknow on Tuesday. Express photo by Vishal Srivastav 21.10.2014

 

But Akhilesh has still not learnt the calculations required to be a tactically astute politician. In a recent interview to a leading news channel, Akhilesh confidently said that  samajwadi party will win 300 seats, but he forgot to remember that U.P has only 298 seats.

After being reminded by the interviewer about the no of seats, Akhilesh quickly corrected himself and said that he was just rounding off the number, as he likes the score of 300 in a cricket match.

One thing is for sure, the Yadav scion may be commiting many mistakes, but he always has a reply ready for the after questions. Well that’s the sign of being a true Samajwadi.

 

Akhilesh: U.P youth has to learn molestation to compete with Bengaluru

Samajwadi Party leader Abu Azmi sparked a new controversy today, seemingly blaming the women who were allegedly molested on New Year’s Eve for the shocking incident by suggesting they had strayed away from “Indian culture”.

Akhilesh Yadav, the present CM of U.P has taken this opportunity to inspire the U.P youth to practice molestation or else states like Karnataka, Goa and Haryana will always stay ahead of them. Akhilesh has also announced that government will open some molestation coaching classes where youth will be taught to molest girls and run away from the scene.

Other CMs in the country are also taking note of the Bengaluru incident and expecting the same type of incidents in their states, for their states to become popular. This has not gone down well with the feminists but then popularity of the states is more important as conveyed by all the CMs. The CMs have also ordered all molestation incidents in their states, let it be a small one so that even their states are continuously in news.

@SantsMentalist